Witness Clampy sit atop his pile of victims, each a testimony to his power of suction.

Legends tell of a clamp so powerful that even iPads shiver when they hear its name. Mothers all over the world tell their children that if they use too much adhesive on their electronics, a certain clamp will visit you in the night—and that clamp will show no mercy. These are only tales, however.

But, perhaps you've invoked this clamp-like being by attaching googly eyes to the Anti-Clamp. And that being's name is...

Clampy