OPEN SESAME! Since that trick didn't work, we turn to the iOpener.

When it comes to opening an iPhone, the iSclack is our favorite tool by far. But how will it fare against the adhesive of the iPod Touch? With enough heat from an iOpener, the iSclack shucks this iPod like a pistachio.

...And we're in. This iPod opens in the classic clam-like fashion, with familiar innards, and not a pearl in sight.