Listen up, nerfherders: We've got a lightsaber on the teardown table. Before we dive in, let's take a look at the specs:

Manufacturer: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Crystal: single blue Adegan crystal

Production date: 22 BBY (Before Battle of Yavin)

Length: 15.8 cm

While historians debate which was the most effective saber design, our teardown unit hails from the old school: single blade, fixed length. No fancy crossguards here.