The Show is now an empty, echoing cave, its components laid bare. We're free!

tl;dr: Amazon wants as much data as they can possibly mine. Their solution is to make cheap products that are too convenient not to use, then start soaking up those keywords. Enjoy the convenience, but remember that you're the product. Oh, and don't bump this off the kitchen counter or it's curtains on this Show.

Once again, thanks to our superpowered friends at Creative Electron for helping us see the unseen!