Why hello there? What's your name beautiful? You're a very pretty device.

Zune says "Hello." We say "Hello." back. Very cordial, this Zune is.

The Zune is lighter than it looks. It weighs in at only 2.6 oz (74 grams). That's more than 35% less than the similarly-sized iPod touch.

Microsoft even left us a message! (picture 3). Hello to you Seattle from San Luis Obispo!

The Zune HD is 102.1 mm x 52.7 mm x 8.9 mm, while the iPod touch is 110 mm x 61.8 mm x 8.5 mm. If the iPod touch were square, it would have 20% more volume than the Zune. We could integrate to calculate the area under those curves, but we'll save that fun stuff for you mathletes out there.